Offensive jokes thread

A man siting at a bar asked a pretty woman sitting next to him, Excuse me, but can I smell your *****?" "Get away from me, you pervert," she replied. "Oh, I'm sorry," exclaims the man, "It must be your feet."
 

Lenin was on the deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side...​

Lenin says: "Joseph... I'm not sure you're the right man to lead the country after me. I don't know if the people will follow you."

Stalin responds: "Don't worry, Vladimir Ilyich. Half of the country will follow me, and the other half will follow you."
 
Rihanna professes that “chains and whips” excite her.

Tell that to her ancestors.

What do you call an Indian lesbian?

Mingita.

What word has an N, 2xG, I, E and an R, and is used to describe someone of a different colour?

Ginger. 🤨

What do you call a redhead at a wedding?

Uninvited.

Wife: Hi baby, good news I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m gonna be your daddy!
Wife: LOL FUCKD YA DAD
 
Princessa said:
I'm not wrong.
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Except the title of the thread is OFFENSIVE JOKES. If you are offended easily then bypass this thread. And for another really tasteless joke.

What term describes a color associated with a totally worthless and unlovable human? Hint the word has 2 Gs, and one N, i, e r?

Wait for it.
GINGER

Luka said:
What word has an N, 2xG, I, E and an R, and is used to describe someone of a different colour?

Ginger. 🤨
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Beat you to it.

I call for Luka to be no more @freeluka for stealing my joke. Okay I can do better. What is the difference between a bowling ball and a red head lady's naughty bits?

You could eat the bowling ball if you absolutely had to.
 
TheJessica said:
I know you get off to bad jokes. But you don't need to get other people off to them aswell.
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Not really I do like Yo Mama Joke and Ginger jokes but the title of this thread check it is OFFENSIVE JOKES. I care nothing about entertaining or getting other chat avenue users off which sounds like a giant circle jerk. I do like offending the easily offended though.
 
BlackLivesMatter said:
Not really I do like Yo Mama Joke and Ginger jokes but the title of this thread check it is OFFENSIVE JOKES. I care nothing about entertaining or getting other chat avenue users off which sounds like a giant circle jerk. I do like offending the easily offended though.
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For a participant in a joke thread, you lack a sense of humor. Come back you've got actual material.
 
Guy goes into a bar and is throwing back drinks. Bar tender asks if he wants another drink. Guy says no if I have anymore when I get home ima blow chunks. Bartender says yea, that’s normal when you’re drunk. Guy says no you dont understand, chunks is my dog 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

How can you tell when a Jew has been to the police station? All the bagels are gone.

How was copper invented? Two Jews fighting over a penny.

Why are Jews noses big? Because air is free.
 
> two schizos walk into a bar, say where do I know you from the other one replies oh no way you're from Chat Avenue also

> what's the best place to find societies rejects login into Chat Avenue forums or any of the countless rooms
 
How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

What do you call a baptised Mexican?

Bean dip.
 
Luka said:
Uncircumcised?

That’s one hoodie she can’t steal.
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Greys Anatomy Cut GIF by Rooster Teeth
 
Radiation said:
If I had a dollar for every gender, I'd have two dollars plus a whole bunch of Monopoly money.
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OHMAHGOD U R SOOOOO JUGMENTAL

MY FEELINGS. TRANS R LAGIT I AM A TOASTER

How do you prevent the local feral brat from drowning in June?

Drown the fucker in May.

👀

I hope Death is a woman.

That way I’m safe.
 
What did the bystander say to the murderer?

Please keep the blood to the minimum please, I don't have that much bleach left.
 
little cindy lou who said:
Totally In A Fog Here ... Can You Please Let Me Know When I'm Supposed To Laugh ? 🙄
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Ok, let see if this is better....

What did the doctor say to the black man?

Sorry sir, we stop giving out those treatments after Michael Jackson died. At least you don't have to pay white fees in Chicago.
 
Akrta said:
What did the doctor say to the black man?

Sorry sir, we stop giving out those treatments after Michael Jackson died. At least you don't have to pay white fees in Chicago.
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So ... When You Finished Typing This Excrement Out ... You Had To Look It Over Before You Hit The Blue "Post Reply Button" ....

How Did You Feel Inside Your Soul Just Before You Hit "Post Reply" ?
 
Akrta said:
What did it say?
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I'd tell you, but... well it'd just get deleted again. Let's just say it was a very "on the nose" and old joke about pedophilia and 29 year olds. Hopefully this is enough to figure it out, and not enough for it to be removed
 
Soapie said:
I'd tell you, but... well it'd just get deleted again. Let's just say it was a very "on the nose" and old joke about pedophilia and 29 year olds. Hopefully this is enough to figure it out, and not enough for it to be removed
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Understood.
 
so a married cpl fell on hard times and they came up with her being a " lady of the night " for some extra cash so .... after the first night out she gets home adn , Husband asked , How'd you do and shes like great I made $2,000.50 . He's like wth was the idiot that paid you .50 cents and shes like ALL of them 😂🤣
 
I was at the park the other day when a mother sat down beside me. After a while, she leaned over and asked, “Which one is yours?”
I looked at her and said, “I haven’t decided yet.”
 
My boyfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer him up by getting him an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made him more upset.
he screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
 
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Anyone that says white people can't jump has never watched a 9/11 video.
 
On December 7, 1941, Hitler opened a meeting of the Nazi high command as he often did: with a knock-knock joke.

“Knock-knock,” he said.

“Who’s there?” said Goebbels.

“Tojo,” he said.

“Tojo who?”

“Tojo the Japanese would bomb Pearl Harbor,” Hitler said, roaring with laughter.

After the successful publication of “Mein Kampf,” Hitler immediately started writing a sequel. The new book, “Adolf Hitler’s 1001 Favorite Insults,” instantly became the No. 1 best-seller in Germany and was an invaluable reference work for Nazi after-dinner speakers. A quick perusal of the book reveals that not only was Hitler a Fascist madman bent on world domination; he was also the originator of the “yo mama” joke, as these examples show:

“Yo mama so fat, the Luftwaffe mistook her for London.”

“Yo mama so lazy, she stopped after she invaded Belgium.”

“Yo mama so dirty, she hasn’t taken a bath since the First Reich.”
 
Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans?
They give them gas.

I was talking to this hot holocaust survivor the other day so I asked her for her number.
 
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