Offensive jokes thread

What do you call a person helping a grandma with her groceries?

A kind individual 🤗

NoFeels said:
How do you make an orphans hands bleed? Tell them to clap until their parents come home. 😬😌
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Booo! Boring! You suck Aries woman!

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Fluffy Wuffy said:
Sexy Avatar The Last Airbender GIF

anyways


What was Hitler's favourite toy as a child?

An Easy-Bake Oven
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Lol that’s fucked up
 
What did the bystander say to the murderer?

Please keep the blood to the minimum please, I don't have that much bleach left.
 
little cindy lou who said:
Totally In A Fog Here ... Can You Please Let Me Know When I'm Supposed To Laugh ? 🙄
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Ok, let see if this is better....

What did the doctor say to the black man?

Sorry sir, we stop giving out those treatments after Michael Jackson died. At least you don't have to pay white fees in Chicago.
 
Akrta said:
What did the doctor say to the black man?

Sorry sir, we stop giving out those treatments after Michael Jackson died. At least you don't have to pay white fees in Chicago.
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So ... When You Finished Typing This Excrement Out ... You Had To Look It Over Before You Hit The Blue "Post Reply Button" ....

How Did You Feel Inside Your Soul Just Before You Hit "Post Reply" ?
 
Akrta said:
What did it say?
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I'd tell you, but... well it'd just get deleted again. Let's just say it was a very "on the nose" and old joke about pedophilia and 29 year olds. Hopefully this is enough to figure it out, and not enough for it to be removed
 
Soapie said:
I'd tell you, but... well it'd just get deleted again. Let's just say it was a very "on the nose" and old joke about pedophilia and 29 year olds. Hopefully this is enough to figure it out, and not enough for it to be removed
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Understood.
 
so a married cpl fell on hard times and they came up with her being a " lady of the night " for some extra cash so .... after the first night out she gets home adn , Husband asked , How'd you do and shes like great I made $2,000.50 . He's like wth was the idiot that paid you .50 cents and shes like ALL of them 😂🤣
 
I was at the park the other day when a mother sat down beside me. After a while, she leaned over and asked, “Which one is yours?”
I looked at her and said, “I haven’t decided yet.”
 
My boyfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer him up by getting him an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made him more upset.
he screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
 
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