SerenityMoon
Gold Member
What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
Offensive jokes thread
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SerenityMoon
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Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Anyone that says white people can't jump has never watched a 9/11 video.
Anyone that says white people can't jump has never watched a 9/11 video.
-Luka
Platinum Member
Ooft I know someone in particular foaming at the mouth because of dis
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said you’d never forget…
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SerenityMoon
Gold Member
No one expected President Obama to stay in Office that long. what black man holds a steady job for four years?
-Luka
Platinum Member
@TheDifference 😀😏😀😏😀
SerenityMoon
Gold Member
Normal Chinese are called Chinks, fat ones are called Chunks.
redcrazykid
Active Member
how many times can you divide a number by two?
SerenityMoon
Gold Member
On December 7, 1941, Hitler opened a meeting of the Nazi high command as he often did: with a knock-knock joke.
“Knock-knock,” he said.
“Who’s there?” said Goebbels.
“Tojo,” he said.
“Tojo who?”
“Tojo the Japanese would bomb Pearl Harbor,” Hitler said, roaring with laughter.
After the successful publication of “Mein Kampf,” Hitler immediately started writing a sequel. The new book, “Adolf Hitler’s 1001 Favorite Insults,” instantly became the No. 1 best-seller in Germany and was an invaluable reference work for Nazi after-dinner speakers. A quick perusal of the book reveals that not only was Hitler a Fascist madman bent on world domination; he was also the originator of the “yo mama” joke, as these examples show:
“Yo mama so fat, the Luftwaffe mistook her for London.”
“Yo mama so lazy, she stopped after she invaded Belgium.”
“Yo mama so dirty, she hasn’t taken a bath since the First Reich.”
“Knock-knock,” he said.
“Who’s there?” said Goebbels.
“Tojo,” he said.
“Tojo who?”
“Tojo the Japanese would bomb Pearl Harbor,” Hitler said, roaring with laughter.
After the successful publication of “Mein Kampf,” Hitler immediately started writing a sequel. The new book, “Adolf Hitler’s 1001 Favorite Insults,” instantly became the No. 1 best-seller in Germany and was an invaluable reference work for Nazi after-dinner speakers. A quick perusal of the book reveals that not only was Hitler a Fascist madman bent on world domination; he was also the originator of the “yo mama” joke, as these examples show:
“Yo mama so fat, the Luftwaffe mistook her for London.”
“Yo mama so lazy, she stopped after she invaded Belgium.”
“Yo mama so dirty, she hasn’t taken a bath since the First Reich.”
SerenityMoon
Gold Member
What do Nikes have in common with the KKK?
They both make black people run faster.
They both make black people run faster.
redcrazykid
Active Member
Ask me about my weiner.
It's nonexistent
redcrazykid
Active Member
Uh... aren't you supposed to tell a joke?
That was the joke.
redcrazykid
Active Member
I figured. Hah.
SerenityMoon
Gold Member
Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans?
They give them gas.
I was talking to this hot holocaust survivor the other day so I asked her for her number.
They give them gas.
I was talking to this hot holocaust survivor the other day so I asked her for her number.