Fluffy Wuffy
Bronze Member
Why can't you play the game Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the Green Cards.
Because they steal all the Green Cards.
Offensive jokes thread
- Thread starter saltandvinegarchips
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What's the difference between boyfriends and condoms?
Condoms have evolved: They're not so thick and insensitive anymore
Condoms have evolved: They're not so thick and insensitive anymore
Fluffy Wuffy
Bronze Member
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
Because he couldn't see that well...
Because he couldn't see that well...
Fluffy Wuffy
Bronze Member
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None - they arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.
None - they arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.
SerenityMoon
Gold Member
A man siting at a bar asked a pretty woman sitting next to him, Excuse me, but can I smell your *****?" "Get away from me, you pervert," she replied. "Oh, I'm sorry," exclaims the man, "It must be your feet."
Fluffy Wuffy
Bronze Member
Lenin was on the deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side...
Lenin says: "Joseph... I'm not sure you're the right man to lead the country after me. I don't know if the people will follow you."Stalin responds: "Don't worry, Vladimir Ilyich. Half of the country will follow me, and the other half will follow you."
Baby Universal
Banned
Are orphans allowed to eat in family restaurants?
How many cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?
None .... He fell
None .... He fell
Fluffy Wuffy
Bronze Member
What do you call a flying Jew?
Smoke
Smoke
Baby Universal
Banned
there are 2 tampons walking down the street, which one will say hello first?
Neither of them, they are stuck up c*nts
Neither of them, they are stuck up c*nts
Fluffy Wuffy
Bronze Member
-Luka
Platinum Member
Rihanna professes that “chains and whips” excite her.
Tell that to her ancestors.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingita.
What word has an N, 2xG, I, E and an R, and is used to describe someone of a different colour?
Ginger. 🤨
What do you call a redhead at a wedding?
Uninvited.
Wife: Hi baby, good news I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m gonna be your daddy!
Wife: LOL FUCKD YA DAD
Tell that to her ancestors.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingita.
What word has an N, 2xG, I, E and an R, and is used to describe someone of a different colour?
Ginger. 🤨
What do you call a redhead at a wedding?
Uninvited.
Wife: Hi baby, good news I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m gonna be your daddy!
Wife: LOL FUCKD YA DAD
BlackLivesMatter
Gold Member
Except the title of the thread is OFFENSIVE JOKES. If you are offended easily then bypass this thread. And for another really tasteless joke.
What term describes a color associated with a totally worthless and unlovable human? Hint the word has 2 Gs, and one N, i, e r?
Wait for it.
GINGER
Beat you to it.
I call for Luka to be no more @freeluka for stealing my joke. Okay I can do better. What is the difference between a bowling ball and a red head lady's naughty bits?
You could eat the bowling ball if you absolutely had to.
TheJessica
Active Member
I know you get off to bad jokes. But you don't need to get other people off to them aswell.
BlackLivesMatter
Gold Member
Not really I do like Yo Mama Joke and Ginger jokes but the title of this thread check it is OFFENSIVE JOKES. I care nothing about entertaining or getting other chat avenue users off which sounds like a giant circle jerk. I do like offending the easily offended though.
TheJessica
Active Member
For a participant in a joke thread, you lack a sense of humor. Come back you've got actual material.