Offensive jokes thread

[sammiehot15]

Here’s how to make a Bloody Mary…find a girl named Mary. Get her tampon wring it out in a cup and stick the tampon in the cup as the celery stick 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[-Luka]

I made a website for orphans.

It doesn’t have a home page.

 

[Wilhelm]

Why are pills white? Because they work.

 

[-Luka]

What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

Wiped his arse.

 

[sammiehot15]

Guy goes into a bar and is throwing back drinks. Bar tender asks if he wants another drink. Guy says no if I have anymore when I get home ima blow chunks. Bartender says yea, that’s normal when you’re drunk. Guy says no you dont understand, chunks is my dog 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

How can you tell when a Jew has been to the police station? All the bagels are gone.

How was copper invented? Two Jews fighting over a penny.

Why are Jews noses big? Because air is free.

 

[Rogier]

> two schizos walk into a bar, say where do I know you from the other one replies oh no way you're from Chat Avenue also

> what's the best place to find societies rejects login into Chat Avenue forums or any of the countless rooms

 

[Radiation]

What do genders and the twin towers have in common?

There used to be two of them, but now it's just a touchy subject.

 

[-Luka]

Uncircumcised?

That’s one hoodie she can’t steal.

 

[SerenityMoon]

Why does everyone pray in the aftermath of a disaster?
Hasn’t God just proved He doesn’t give a ****?

 

[-Luka]

Why do black people only have nightmares?

The last one that had a dream was shot.

 

[Deleted member 298258]

What's worse than running with Scissors?



Scissoring with the runs.

 

[SerenityMoon]

"They say there is safety in numbers, Tell that to six million Jews".

 

[-Luka]

How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

What do you call a baptised Mexican?

Bean dip.

 

[0sen]

Uncircumcised?

That’s one hoodie she can’t steal.

 

[Heathen2002]

Samcant

can't get any more offensive than that

 

[Finn2.0]

I just found out my grandpa is addicted to viagra… nobody is taking it harder than me.

 

[-Luka]

What’s black and screams?

Harvey price answering the iron.

 

[Radiation]

If I had a dollar for every gender, I'd have two dollars plus a whole bunch of Monopoly money.

 

[-Luka]

If I had a dollar for every gender, I'd have two dollars plus a whole bunch of Monopoly money.

OHMAHGOD U R SOOOOO JUGMENTAL

MY FEELINGS. TRANS R LAGIT I AM A TOASTER

How do you prevent the local feral brat from drowning in June?

Drown the fucker in May.

👀

I hope Death is a woman.

That way I’m safe.

 

[Bread.]

Why don't black people dream
Because the last one to have a dream got shot