The Vending Machine

[Poppyanna]

I don't splash out that much on an outfit. I buy second hand clothes : )

You get your worn out shoes heeled.

I put in £2.00

 

[emileh]

You get a BLT sandwich.

I put in £65

 

[Poppyanna]

Yummy! I'm starving : )

You get 65 throw away cigerette lighters, in various colours and designs.

I put in 50p.

 

[emileh]

You get a Porsche key without any means of identifying the car it fits.

I put in £5.99

 

[Poppyanna]

You get a fake Gucci purse from China 😲

I put in 1p

 

[emileh]

You get two old 1/2 p pieces.

I put in £250

 

[abiiiii]

You get two old 1/2 p pieces.

I put in £250

You get a painting licked by Ariana grande


I put in $3.47

 

[emileh]

You get the ashes of a painting by Banksy.

I put in £55

 

[abiiiii]

You get the ashes of a painting by Banksy.

I put in £55

You get Matthew Perrys ashes

I put in $57.92

 

[emileh]

You get a cubic zirconia pendant on a silver plated chain

I put in £7.50

 

[abiiiii]

You get a cubic zirconia pendant on a silver plated chain

I put in £7.50

You get a water bottle with Lunas's face on it

I put in $4.28

 

[emileh]

You get a packet of mint clubs

I put in £12.75

 

[-Luka]

you get a pack of cigarettes solely to piss off @Finn2.0 because he can’t get them at that price.

I put in 50 Turkish lira

 

[emileh]

Cigarettes? I'll double the pain and destroy them in front of his eyes.

You get a massage from a burly Turkish woman.

I put in one Yap stone

 

[-Luka]

You get yapped at by a poodle for being a skintflint.

I put in the Crown Jewels.

 

[emileh]

You get Thomas Blood carrying a big sack.

I put in 1kg of rhodium

 

[-Luka]

You get a platinum jewellery set.

I put in 1 pea.

 

[emileh]

You get a plate full of mushy peas and gravy

I put in a talent

 

[Poppyanna]

You get a bloody good show !

I put in a padded bra 😁

 

[abiiiii]

You get a bloody good show !

I put in a padded bra 😁

you get shredded cheese

i put in a dead rat