The Vending Machine

[Apollo]

You get 2 violent geese 🪿 and a tree.

I put in @Inkandtatts wig

 

[P🐨R🐬I🍧N🌷C💗E 🍦S👑S🎈A ♥♪ ♔🐒💍]

You get your cosmetology license, and you get to own your own salon. You get 175 million dollars to buy whatever you want to buy in hair products, and all travel expenses and hotels included ALL around the world. 🌎 🌍 And a piece of red velvet cake for whenever your Birthday is.



I put a big red velvet Birthday sheet cake in the machine for ALL of the April Birthdays. What do I get? Happy April's Birthdays! 2024!

 

[Apollo]

You get a confetti bag

I put in a booger

 

[emileh]

You get Fungus the Bogeyman.

I put in a piece of iron ore

 

[-Luka]

You get one of the iron men from a regional beach.

I put in a bottle of lemonade

 

[emileh]

You get some lemons and a heap of sugar.

I put in some balsamic vinegar

 

[-Luka]

you get vinegar stains on your 18th party dress 💅

I put in a kangaroo

 

[Finn2.0]

You get Ryry dressed up like a kangaroo with his pouch full of drool.

I put in a rotisserie chicken

 

[-Luka]

you get life imprisonment **** your chicken

I put in a mod complaint

 

[Finn2.0]

You get TheDifference screaming WHAT ROOM at you over and over again

I put in a pencil

 

[emileh]

You get @-Luka with a mobility scooter waiting for an opportunity.

I put in a scented candle

 

[-Luka]

You get my scooter fumes scented candle.

I put in my tax returns

 

[emileh]

You get a final demand.

I put in some roofing nails

 

[-Luka]

You get a rubber hammer.

I put in a rishi sunak signed pic 😂

 

[Finn2.0]

You get Rishi Sunak dancing like Theresa May whenever you close your eyes

I put in Luka’s crusty sock

 

[emileh]

You get @-Luka's crusty feet.

I put in an old pair of leggings

 

[abiiiii]

You get @-Luka's crusty feet.

I put in an old pair of leggings

you get a book titled "101 uses for a dead cat" (its a real book,look it up 😭💀)


i put in an orphaned kitten with fleas and possible pneumonia

 

[emileh]

You get a book called "Bad Taxidermy"

I put in a sling

 

[abiiiii]

You get a book called "Bad Taxidermy"

I put in a sling

you get a heart shaped rock


i put in a used tampon without the string so you gotta touch the dirty part

 

[emileh]

Ugh. I don't have to touch it, you did and the machine did.

You get a pair of Luka's old sweaty socks and a bill for cleaning the machine.

I put in a clean neck tube