Offensive jokes thread

[Little Darcy]

The World Health Organisation is considering changing the name of Monkey Pox to M-Pox due to concerns that the original could be considered racist. Which I didn't really think was an issue, but now I'm wondering what the N is in N-95

 

[SerenityMoon]

There's a man walking a tight rope 60 feet above ground. There's another man getting a bl*wjob from a 60 year old woman. What are they both thinking at the exact same time? Don't look down, don't look down, don't look down, don't look down!

 

[-Luka]

What do you call a retarded princess?

Slow White.

 

[Fluffy Wuffy]

What is the best thing about fucking twenty two-year-olds?


There are twenty of them.

 

[-Luka]

What comes after a sentence?

An appeal.

 

[Fluffy Wuffy]

Any joke can be funny with the right delivery.

Except for abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.

 

[-Luka]

Gender reveals are pointless nowadays.

12 years later they grow up to be a toaster.

 

[Kd.]

I have many jokes about unemployed people….sadly none of them work.

 

[SerenityMoon]

Why Can’t Stevie Wonder Read?

Because He’s Black

 

[-Luka]

What’s the difference between hungry and h0rny?

Depends on where you stick the cucumber.

 

[P🐨R🐬I🍧N🌷C💗E 🍦S👑S🎈A ♥♪ ♔🐒💍]

This is 13 and up. It should be clean and not nasty. Kids should not be able to see this stuff.

 

[Absolut Bitch]

What word begins with N, ends with an R and you never wanna call a black person?

Neighbour

 

[-Luka]

what medication do you prescribe an angry lesbian?

Trycoxagain.

 

[Soapie]

Why don't black people have dreams?

Because the last black man to have a dream was shot

 

[Absolut Bitch]

Life is like a box of chocolates

... it doesn't last as long for fat people

 

[Fluffy Wuffy]

It's odd that Thelma and Louise spend the entire movie challenging sexist stereotypes ...


only to end up dying because of her terrible driving

 

[Little Darcy]

What is the best thing about fucking twenty two-year-olds?


There are twenty of them.

 

[SerenityMoon]

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this **** ..."

 

[-Luka]

What do you call an all rock Muslim band?

Bomb Jovi

 

[Deleted member 299974]

What do you call an all rock Muslim band?

Bomb Jovi

Luka I saw your name next to this thread and I was like I just know it’s going to be extra extra offensive 😂😂