Offensive jokes thread

[Fluffy Wuffy]

What do you call a flying Jew?

Smoke

 

[Baby Universal]

there are 2 tampons walking down the street, which one will say hello first?

Neither of them, they are stuck up c*nts

 

[Fluffy Wuffy]

What's the difference between a female farmer and Hitler's girlfriend?​

One bails her hay and the other heils her bae

 

[-Luka]

Rihanna professes that “chains and whips” excite her.

Tell that to her ancestors.

 

[-Luka]

What do you call an Indian lesbian?

Mingita.

 

[-Luka]

What word has an N, 2xG, I, E and an R, and is used to describe someone of a different colour?

Ginger. 🤨

 

[-Luka]

What do you call a redhead at a wedding?

Uninvited.

 

[-Luka]

Wife: Hi baby, good news I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m gonna be your daddy!
Wife: LOL FUCKD YA DAD

 

[BlackLivesMatter]

I'm not wrong.

Except the title of the thread is OFFENSIVE JOKES. If you are offended easily then bypass this thread. And for another really tasteless joke.

What term describes a color associated with a totally worthless and unlovable human? Hint the word has 2 Gs, and one N, i, e r?

Wait for it.
GINGER

 

[BlackLivesMatter]

What word has an N, 2xG, I, E and an R, and is used to describe someone of a different colour?

Ginger. 🤨

Beat you to it.

 

[BlackLivesMatter]

I call for Luka to be no more @freeluka for stealing my joke. Okay I can do better. What is the difference between a bowling ball and a red head lady's naughty bits?

You could eat the bowling ball if you absolutely had to.

 

[TheJessica]

Beat you to it.

I know you get off to bad jokes. But you don't need to get other people off to them aswell.

 

[BlackLivesMatter]

I know you get off to bad jokes. But you don't need to get other people off to them aswell.

Not really I do like Yo Mama Joke and Ginger jokes but the title of this thread check it is OFFENSIVE JOKES. I care nothing about entertaining or getting other chat avenue users off which sounds like a giant circle jerk. I do like offending the easily offended though.

 

[TheJessica]

Not really I do like Yo Mama Joke and Ginger jokes but the title of this thread check it is OFFENSIVE JOKES. I care nothing about entertaining or getting other chat avenue users off which sounds like a giant circle jerk. I do like offending the easily offended though.

For a participant in a joke thread, you lack a sense of humor. Come back you've got actual material.

 

[-Luka]

What do you call a disabled Asian?

Sim Ting Wong.

 

[-Luka]

What do you call a disabled Asian?

Sum Ting Wong.

Well autocorrect phucked me over.

 

[-Luka]

Where did the soldier go after getting lost on the minefield?

Everywhere.

 

[sammiehot15]

Here’s how to make a Bloody Mary…find a girl named Mary. Get her tampon wring it out in a cup and stick the tampon in the cup as the celery stick 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[-Luka]

I made a website for orphans.

It doesn’t have a home page.

 

[Wilhelm]

Why are pills white? Because they work.