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Fluffy Wuffy
Bronze Member
What do anniversaries, the toilet bowl, and the clitoris all have in common?
Men usually miss all of them.
Men usually miss all of them.
Fluffy Wuffy
Bronze Member
I don't get the joke 🤔🤔😭😭😭😭 some explain to me bc i'm dumb
Why did Hitler never go to the strip club?
Because he hated the poles.
Love is a term used in tennis to mean zero. 👀👀
SerenityMoon
Gold Member
I was at the park the other day when a mother sat down beside me. After a while, she leaned over and asked, “Which one is yours?”
I looked at her and said, “I haven’t decided yet.”
I looked at her and said, “I haven’t decided yet.”
Fluffy Wuffy
Bronze Member
What do you give an armless child for Christmas?
Nothing, he wouldn’t be able to open it anyways.
Nothing, he wouldn’t be able to open it anyways.
Fluffy Wuffy
Bronze Member
Why can't you play the game Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the Green Cards.
Because they steal all the Green Cards.
What's the difference between boyfriends and condoms?
Condoms have evolved: They're not so thick and insensitive anymore
Condoms have evolved: They're not so thick and insensitive anymore
Fluffy Wuffy
Bronze Member
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
Because he couldn't see that well...
Because he couldn't see that well...
Fluffy Wuffy
Bronze Member
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None - they arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.
None - they arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.
SerenityMoon
Gold Member
A man siting at a bar asked a pretty woman sitting next to him, Excuse me, but can I smell your *****?" "Get away from me, you pervert," she replied. "Oh, I'm sorry," exclaims the man, "It must be your feet."
Fluffy Wuffy
Bronze Member
Lenin was on the deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side...
Lenin says: "Joseph... I'm not sure you're the right man to lead the country after me. I don't know if the people will follow you."Stalin responds: "Don't worry, Vladimir Ilyich. Half of the country will follow me, and the other half will follow you."
Baby Universal
Banned
Are orphans allowed to eat in family restaurants?
How many cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?
None .... He fell
None .... He fell