Offensive jokes thread

[-Luka]

What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

Wiped his arse.

 

[sammiehot15]

Guy goes into a bar and is throwing back drinks. Bar tender asks if he wants another drink. Guy says no if I have anymore when I get home ima blow chunks. Bartender says yea, that’s normal when you’re drunk. Guy says no you dont understand, chunks is my dog 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[sammiehot15]

How can you tell when a Jew has been to the police station? All the bagels are gone.

How was copper invented? Two Jews fighting over a penny.

Why are Jews noses big? Because air is free.

 

[Rogier]

> two schizos walk into a bar, say where do I know you from the other one replies oh no way you're from Chat Avenue also

> what's the best place to find societies rejects login into Chat Avenue forums or any of the countless rooms

 

[Radiation]

What do genders and the twin towers have in common?

There used to be two of them, but now it's just a touchy subject.

 

[-Luka]

Uncircumcised?

That’s one hoodie she can’t steal.

 

[SerenityMoon]

Why does everyone pray in the aftermath of a disaster?
Hasn’t God just proved He doesn’t give a ****?

 

[-Luka]

Why do black people only have nightmares?

The last one that had a dream was shot.

 

[Sugar Free]

What's worse than running with Scissors?



Scissoring with the runs.

 

[SerenityMoon]

"They say there is safety in numbers, Tell that to six million Jews".

 

[-Luka]

How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.

 

[-Luka]

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

 

[-Luka]

What do you call a baptised Mexican?

Bean dip.

 

[0sen]

Uncircumcised?

That’s one hoodie she can’t steal.

 

[Heathen2002]

Samcant

can't get any more offensive than that

 

[Finn2.0]

I just found out my grandpa is addicted to viagra… nobody is taking it harder than me.

 

[-Luka]

What’s black and screams?

Harvey price answering the iron.

 

[Radiation]

If I had a dollar for every gender, I'd have two dollars plus a whole bunch of Monopoly money.

 

[-Luka]

If I had a dollar for every gender, I'd have two dollars plus a whole bunch of Monopoly money.

OHMAHGOD U R SOOOOO JUGMENTAL

MY FEELINGS. TRANS R LAGIT I AM A TOASTER

 

[-Luka]

How do you prevent the local feral brat from drowning in June?

Drown the fucker in May.

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