The Vending Machine

[emileh]

It gets added to the fisher price toy set.

I put in @Finn2.0's pfp badge

 

[Finn2.0]

You get a visit from God, who tells you to give it back

I put in @King Luna

(Hopefully the machine jams and she’s stuck there forever)

 

[emileh]

The machine has a complete breakdown and you receive a stupendous bill for repairs.

I put in @Creed101

 

[King Luna]

First of all I’m offended secondly you get a middle aged man who doesn’t know left from right thirdly I put in @Finn2.0 big ass forehead

 

[emileh]

The forehead rebounds on you and your own forehead expands by a factor of 10.

I put in a pretzel

 

[Akira_]

You get it back. I'm not a fan 🙃

I put in wasabi fries

 

[emileh]

You get a phall curry

I put in some battered scampi

 

[-Luka]

You get fish suppers for a week.

I put in a Nefertiti coin

 

[emileh]

You get a mummified cat

I put in a 3d print of a dalek

 

[-Luka]

You get the vending machine electricity bill.

I put in a photo frame

 

[emileh]

You get a photo of Jess in all her glory

I put in a ski mask

 

[-Luka]

You get inverted vision.

I put in a walking stick

 

[King Luna]

you get back problems

I put in a slice of cheese

 

[emileh]

You get cheese on toast

I put in a slice of pastrami

 

[Akira_]

You get a charcuterie board.

I put in a bottle of wine

 

[Finn2.0]

You get bottled by a chav

I put in a donkey

 

[emileh]

You get kicked in the vulnerables and your hair chewed.

I put in a manhole cover

 

[-Luka]

You get a builders hat.

I put in a chihuahua

 

[emileh]

You get an annoying Mexican mouse

I put in a quiche

 

[-Luka]

you get the foil tray.

I put in a library book