The Vending Machine

[abiiiii]

Ugh. I don't have to touch it, you did and the machine did.

You get a pair of Luka's old sweaty socks and a bill for cleaning the machine.

I put in a clean neck tube

you get a leaky dead AA battery

i put a copy of the Mona Lisa in

 

[emileh]

Your face gets stuck in a half smile for a month and your eyebrows fall out.

I put in a hand lens

 

[abiiiii]

Your face gets stuck in a half smile for a month and your eyebrows fall out.

I put in a hand lens

you get a months supply of lunas's poisoned cookies

i put in a jar of peanut butter

 

[emileh]

You get a peanut butter and strawberry jam sandwich with mustard.

I put in a piece of bright blue sea glass

 

[abiiiii]

You get a peanut butter and strawberry jam sandwich with mustard.

I put in a piece of bright blue sea glass

you get a bleeding finger

i put in a moldy cookie

 

[LostCause.]

You get a fungal infection.

I put in fresh water.

 

[P🐨R🐬I🍧N🌷C💗E 🍦S👑S🎈A ♥♪ ♔🐒💍]

You get a huge tank of 1,000 🐠 🐟 fish in your fresh 🌊 water. Ha! You also get to be the water boy on many movies and T.V. shows in the future. 🎥 🍿 Have fun! 😊

I put in the newspaper.📰 🗞️
What do I get please? Thank you kindly.

 

[emileh]

A papier mache hat.

I put in a quartz pebble

 

[Prude and Prejudiced]

A shiny pendant.

I put in a microphone 🎤

 

[emileh]

You get a personal song from an artist of your choice

I put in a small amount of silver

 

[abiiiii]

You get a personal song from an artist of your choice

I put in a small amount of silver

u get a tooth filling


i put in a ancient scroll full of mystical spells

 

[Realxavier]

U get gay Gandalf in rainbow tights
And
An unbelievably annoying princessa reaction tag

I’d put in super glue and a bag of Doritos

 

[LostCause.]

You get a bad ramen "hack"

I put in a jar of marinara sauce.

 

[emileh]

You get beans on toast.

I put in some copper wire

 

[Creed101]

I put @Kd. @emileh @Finn2.0 @King Luna in and…

 

[LostCause.]

I put @Kd. @emileh @Finn2.0 @King Luna in and…

You get a list of instructions as to how to play the game.

You get beans on toast.

I put in some copper wire

You get a lighting rod.

I put in a handful of blueberries.

 

[Finn2.0]

You get a blue waffle

I put in Creed’s lone IQ point

 

[Creed101]

You get a blue waffle

I put in Creed’s lone IQ point

And i get 1 million more.

I put all of College Chat’s users in and i get?

 

[emileh]

Your IQ reduced back to 1

I put in a grain of rice

 

[Creed101]

A starving Finn2.0

I put a pig in and got?