The Vending Machine

[LostCause.]

Mud.

I put in a shrubbery, what do I get?

 

[punkyhepburn]

A knight who says Ni!

I put in @rapinoes smirking revenge ‘s smelly chair from a long ago forum thread

 

[King Luna]

A knight who says Ni!

I put in @rapinoes smirking revenge ‘s smelly chair from a long ago forum thread

You get @Kd.

I put in @Inkandtatts what do I get?

 

[Kd.]

You get @Creed101 ’s feet magazine.

I put in $30 what do I get

 

[Creed101]

You get @Creed101 ’s feet magazine.

I put in $30 what do I get

Mrs. Mans Nudes.

I put in Bacon and got?

 

[King Luna]

Mrs. Mans Nudes.

I put in Bacon and got?

You get a very angry Canadian

I put cm in what do I get

 

[Realxavier]

No response

I put in a pack of smokes and a paper bag wrapped 40 of old E

 

[Creed101]

No response

I put in a pack of smokes and a paper bag wrapped 40 of old E

Lung Cancer.

I put Olives in and got?

 

[Soundz123]

super duper virgin olive oil

i put 5 golden dubloons in

 

[King Luna]

You get @0sen

I put in @H.R. PufnStuf what do I get

 

[LostCause.]

A human resources complaint.

I put in a cup of tea, what do I get?

 

[P🐨R🐬I🍧N🌷C💗E 🍦S👑S🎈A ♥♪ ♔🐒💍]

232 gallons of sweet tea.


I put in my Jimmy Buffett CDs.
What do I get please? Thank you kindly.

 

[Realxavier]

A smashed CD and permanently banned from using the vending machine

I put in annoying, attention seeking, emoji overloaded, reaction line hogging name

 

[LostCause.]

You lose the ability to type in letters and can only communicate with emojis from hence forth.

I put in a lightbulb.

 

[emileh]

You get an idea

I put in a rubber glove

 

[-Luka]

You get a pile of dishes

I put in a lawnmower.

 

[Finn2.0]

You get a back, sack, and crack trim

I put in a half eaten sandwich

 

[emileh]

You get food poisoning and a bill for cleaning the machine

I put in some ether

 

[-Luka]

You get a burn suit …. Just incase.

I put in a hairbrush

 

[Finn2.0]

You get a few strands of hair so you can brush your combover

I put in a sheep