The Vending Machine

[emileh]

You get a clipboard and an inflated sense of self importance.

I put in a scotch bonnet pepper

 

[-Luka]

You get Hannah’s bowels emptied oan the flair.

I put in the UK flag

 

[emileh]

You get a poo stained flag in return...

I put in the Saltire

 

[-Luka]

You get the saltire returned signed by me because mon the Scots

I put in a bag of chilli flavoured Doritos

 

[emileh]

You get your eyebrows singed.

I put in a slice of lorne sausage

 

[-Luka]

You get a McLorne McMuffin Scotland style.

I put in a candelabra

 

[emileh]

You get Hanukkah

I put in a vanilla scented candle

 

[-Luka]

You get a subscription to a Yankee candle website.

I put in a doubloon

 

[emileh]

You get pieces of after eight

I put in a deflated balloon

 

[-Luka]

you get 99 red balloons. 🎈

I put in a metal straw.

 

[emileh]

You get your blood sucked out through it a la Doctor Who

I put in a drawing pin

 

[-Luka]

You get a mutilated doll with pinholes!

I put in your exam answers!

 

[emileh]

You get all A grades 😛

I put in a gel pen

 

[.Princessa]

You get a gel manicure and gel pedicure.

I put in a kangaroo 🦘 and a koala 🐨 bear.
What do I get? 🤔 🙂

 

[-Luka]

You get animal control at your front door. 😀

I put in a bottle of OJ

 

[emileh]

You get a knife wielding sports personality coming at you

I put in a TV aerial

 

[-Luka]

Well that went dark.

You get no WiFi for 72 hours.
I put in a laptop.

 

[Creed101]

You get a virus.

I put @Realxavier and @Elysian✨ in what do i get?

 

[emileh]

Excellence in abundance.

I put in a slice of mouldy bread

 

[-Luka]

You get Bread in your inbox. 💁🏼‍♂️

I put in an oar