The Vending Machine

[-Luka]

You get Jessica’s tears.

I put in a charity box.

 

[emileh]

You get followed by a chugger.

I put in a clove of garlic

 

[-Luka]

You get a dose of good cholesterol levels.

I put in a paracetamol.

 

[emileh]

You get a headache free day

I put in some carrots

 

[-Luka]

You get a field full of bunny rabbits.

I put in a ring doorbell

 

[emileh]

You get a distorted close up of a familiar fringe

I put in an old hard disk

 

[-Luka]

You get the guilt of giving me trauma of reliving those days.

I put in an oxygen canister.

 

[emileh]

You get a breath of fresh air

I put in a blood orange

 

[-Luka]

You get enough seeds to plant a blood orange tree.

I put in a lava lamp

 

[emileh]

You get a volcanic eruption

I put in an apricot

 

[-Luka]

You get a month supply of apricot jam.

I put in a mustard seed.

 

[emileh]

You get a lifetime supply of English mustard

I put in a nectarine

 

[-Luka]

You get enough vitamin c to last a week.

I put in a stopwatch.

 

[Akira_]

You get a Corgi race.

I put in a shuriken.

 

[emileh]

You get your fingers pricked by the points

I put in a sewing needle

 

[-Luka]

You also get pricked by the needle!

I put in a chalice.

 

[emileh]

You get Indiana Jones rolling boulders at you

I put in a glass marble

 

[.Princessa]

You get a very big glass marble kitchen table and a marble top kitchen Island.

I put in a big swimming pool in the backyard. What do I get? 🤔

 

[emileh]

A massive water bill lol

I put in a small bottle of acetone

 

[-Luka]

your fingernails fall off.

I put in a scimitar