The Vending Machine

[emileh]

You get an education.

I put in an ebook

 

[King Luna]

you get a fine because it was 1 day late

I put in teeth

 

[Finn2.0]

You get to clean Princessa’s teeth with your fingers.

I put in a wheelchair

 

[emileh]

You get a mobility scooter

I put in St Edward's crown

 

[-Luka]

you get to distribute the monetary value of said crown to the country.

I put in a pogo stick

 

[emileh]

You get to be a punk in the 1970s

I put in a curling stone

 

[-Luka]

you get that sweepy thing that doesn’t sweep

I put in a mouthguard

 

[emileh]

You get a split lip

I put in a riot shield

 

[-Luka]

You get the polis chapping at the door.

I put in a marble coffee table

 

[emileh]

You get big dents in the flooring

I put in a piece of amethyst

 

[punkyhepburn]

You get some Dance Hall Days, love

I put in a Spotify playlist

 

[emileh]

The artists you listen to get underpaid

I put in a NIN cd

 

[Finn2.0]

You get nailed to a cross and renamed ForumsJesus

I put in a used tissue

 

[emileh]

You get a nasty cold

I put in a stick of celery

 

[-Luka]

You get a rabbit to adopt.

I put in a bottle of pepsi

 

[emileh]

You get a packet of mentos

I put in a deer antler

 

[Akira_]

You get a creepy wall decor.

I put in a honey badger

 

[emileh]

You get a free trip to A&E and a bill for Honey Badger removal.

I put in a fire ant

 

[-Luka]

You get bites all over your hands.

I put in a wing mirror

 

[emileh]

You get a mad swan

I put in an albatross feather